Musical height differences
I roped myself into joining the Gilbert & Sullivan Society at university, mostly because I wanted to pull the society secretary (who had very impressive norks, but this story is not about her). My first operetta with them was "The Gondoliers", which we performed semi-staged, so some learning of choreography was required. For one number we were all paired off, and at the end of the song the men had to stand behind the women and put their hands on the women's hips. All well and good.

Now, I'm over six feet tall. My dance partner for this number was only tenuously above five feet tall. The result was that, instead of putting my hands on her hips, I planted them firmly on her dainty but perfectly-formed baps. She didn't seem to mind, much. Then again this was Gilbert & Sullivan so she probably assumed I was gay, which would explain the lack of follow-up. Damn.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:47, 1 reply)

Ah
I thought the heights would be the other way round and this would lead to motorboating. :-(
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:36, closed)