My Cache Of Bird Seed
I was in a production of "La Cage aux Folles" where we had to craft our own breasts. I made mine from pouches of bird seed. I was felt up by the stage hand all the time, but without sensitivity to touch, I hardly noticed. The big trouble with bird seed is that after awhile, with all that body moisture, it sprouts and gets fuzzy and messy.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:14, 2 replies)

I got to see that last september
My wife and I took a trip to London (live in Canada) for a week and had the chance to see La Cage aux Folles at the Playhouse Theatre, wonderful performance!
(Turtlenuts, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:54, closed)

La Cage Is Great
Apart from our own show, I saw one staged by the Court Theatre in Christchurch, NZ. Fine acting and great costuming! (We had better dancing, though, because we had more space).

The only drawback to La Cage is that the show is heavy with ersatz boobies.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:30, closed)