Sort of on subject
A few years back I was a despatch rider in london, so was my friend Mel,a blue eyed blonde with largish breasts,owner of some very tight leathers and not much in the way of underwear.
One day Mel is speeding down Millbank and is pulled over by a bike cop.
Mel went in to her keeping her licence clean routine, bike on the stand helmet off shake blonde hair free, drop zip two or three inches and position said largish breasts on display.
"Hello officer can I help you?"
"Sorry love you're nicked I'm gay"

How we all laughed when she told us!
(johnners hitting things with hammers until they work, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:13, 1 reply)

Excellent. Why can we only click once?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:42, closed)