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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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1998, I was in a nightclub in Rio, a work colleague introduced me to a friend, who was extremely attractive, but pissed out of her face.
After a few minutes of pointless banter, she looks at me and says "You know, you English, you come over here and think you own the place. You're actually quite unwelcome here".
Slightly bemused, I reported the incident to my colleague who says "Oh, don't worry, she gets like that after a few drinks".
Anyway, to cut a long story short, me and the pissed girl have been married for 12 years now.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:12, 3 replies)
Your mouth or hers?(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:02, closed)
We're back to subjugating the bush, I see.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:16, closed)
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