
Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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assuming he isn't actually a fucking cripplewit tragedy who takes cornershop staples when he goes to Forrin
( , Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:37, closed)

'Ain't it great it get English larrrger when you're on 'oliday?'
'Yer. Don't want any of that forren crap bruv'.
'Oi Stavros, put the arsenal game on'
'Pass me that copy of the Daily Star, I wanna see what happened in Eastenders last night'
'Here you go son. Tell ya wot, I can't wait for a ruby when we get back, I'm getting bored wiv burgers'
'Burgers are better than that payellya muck'.
'Fackin daygoes'.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:46, closed)

shambollocks by calling him a troll.
He seems to just be a dickhead.
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 9:11, closed)
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