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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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When I lived in Tianjin, an hour from BeijingThere were a few Irish bars. One day I went to one and there was a drunk Scottish bloke in double denim, white socks and trainers, getting the staff to play "Loch Lomond", "Sailing" and "Caledonia's Everything I've Ever Had". Now I'm as Scottish as a kilt-wearing crap-at-football whisky-soaked haggis, but... when he came up to yabber drunken shite at me, I pretended I was English.
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I was in shanghai with a massive redheaded kiwi and people kept babbling the same thing at him It took ages to work out they were saying "you Scottish!"
which he most probably was a few generations earlier to be fair
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42,
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The Scottish, Britains best exports by far.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:57,
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The trouble with Scotland is,It's too full of Scots.
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Are we not allowed to call them Porridge-wogs and Haggis-niggers anymore?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:29,
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"Haggis-niggers"*blurting-tea-at-laptop-lols*
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*Offers concilliatory swig of Buckfast*(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:26,
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You've not been to Edinburgh in the last decade then?
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