Thanks to Albert I was reminded of the time that I was in Europe and missed a flight and I had a
fairly important engagement to get back to in old blighty and so I caught a train, then another train and caught a ferry and then a train and before you knew it I was at my destination although to be fair it was considerably longer than an aeroplane flight but shit happens and I got over it. Thanks goodness for furriners and their ability to run a train service and not charge whatever they think they can get away with because British people are cunts and all work where they cannot afford to live.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:31, 2 replies)

you must be gutted that you missed out on the opportunity to fail to have sex with an imaginary German because of your inability to use a toilet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 8:59, closed)

Yes, and to spend time at an airport listening to people whine and fucking whine. Then to a shit
Hamburg hotel. You'd think with all Albert's money he could have chartered a prop plane or helicopter to get him home.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 9:55, closed)