Brits AbroadUnion jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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Tough one, that. Good luck.
"Though I'm suppoosed to speak of the groom, I don't want to meander through disjointed memories of our shared past for too long - it's a Best Man's speech, not À la recherche du temps perdu. Not that I've read it all. Chunks, I did - Proust, astute though he might be - was a boring French cunt."
"In honor of this special occasion, we will be serving chunks of dyed rosti chewed to a paste."
I've really no idea.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:15,
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Ha haChallenge: sweary phrase
Solution: change sweary phrase subtly
B3ta: ...and then swear even worse just for fun
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:46,
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