Brits Abroad
Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
*slow hand clap*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 14:19,
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do you need me to slowly walk you through why your previous mangled franglais is so funny?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:15,
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Aw, poor Shambo got all upset and deleted some posts where I called him a daft twat
What a daft twat
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:19,
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is that a yes or a no?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:28,
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Consider it an invitation to explain it to someone who cares
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:31,
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your faux insouciance would be more convincing if you weren't still replying through ignore 2.0, petal
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:35,
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Ooh, you are upset aren't you?
Aw, diddums. Never mind, I'm sure picking holes in my schoolboy French will give you a raging pedant-boner soon enough.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:52,
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yeah ... nobody wants an essay about your infantile hobby
what you
basically said was the equivalent of 'Herbie in French is called the
Mattel Inc. Matchbox Choupette'.
you can try to persuade yourself that this isn't fucking hilarious and was exactly what you meant to type
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:07,
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Leave me out of it....
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:51,
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totes calling you choupette from now on
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:55,
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Aw, poor Shambo got all upset and deleted some more posts
What a massive crybaby bellend
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22,
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I used to be in this thread.
Sub-thread deletion makes me sad.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40,
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I remember when you were in this thread
Good times man, good times
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:46,
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