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Freddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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I'm wearing brown trousers.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:59, 17 replies)
you fiend

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:14, closed)
I know!
And I'm not even sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:19, closed)
Mine are black
because even though it's sunny I'm a badass

grrrrrrr
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:20, closed)
Shit. I bet you wear sunglasses indoors too. Bad to the bone.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:35, closed)
yes because I'm blind you insensitive cunt

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:01, closed)
I'm an incredibly famous pop star, but I like to go to blind meetings so that I blend in.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:07, closed)
Are you going to a christening?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:22, closed)
Don't you repress my freedom of expression, you homophobe. You're not my real dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:36, closed)
Yeah, that's why you didn't turn out like the others.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:58, closed)
That's because you're the creepy English teacher that leers at the 15yo girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:26, closed)
Would you like to rub my elbow patches?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:34, closed)
Buy me a packet of fags and I'll rub your cock, Sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:12, closed)
This is totally giving me a paedohorn.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:38, closed)
Is there any other sort of horn?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:47, closed)

car horn
bike horn
shoe horn
cow horn
goat horn
sheep horn
monkey horn
ice cream horn
horn of africa
horn of plenty
horn rimmed glasses
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:32, closed)
pope horn

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:58, closed)
fwwwwwwaaaaarrrrrrr
spluffs
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:22, closed)

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