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Freddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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Dope is a gas
After a few evening cones, it was time to put dinner on. I turned on the oven gas and closed the door and looked for the matches. D'oh, I was going to put sliced tomatoes on top of the mac 'n' cheese! I toddled off outside to pick some nice home-grown tomatoes and brought them back to the kitchen. What was I doing? Matches! I lit one and opened the oven door. Massive explosion. The huge kitchen window was blown out. I merely had singed eyelashes.
(Spod, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 3:17, 3 replies)
Shit baby food recipes was last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 8:12, closed)
It's sang, not singed.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 6 Jul 2013, 19:23, closed)
HAHA, DRUGS!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 8:47, closed)

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