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Freddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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Or I could just have been trying to head off the usual
shit dribble.

Or not, as the case may be.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 10:44, 1 reply)
Seriously right..
..you're a bloke in your 50's. You can either go about this in two ways.
1) Embrace your flailing creepy sexpesty spacsticity, massively oveexaggerate it and make a virtue of it, ala Albert Marshmallow and his whole creepy sexpest fantastist thing. Unbelievably, this is the mature option, and far more dignified for a man in his 50's and take your frankly, rather worrying midlife crisis back into healhthier territories. Like, you know, dodgy online dating sites.
2) Carry on using every. single. thing. as. as. excuse. to. whine. about. trolls. Because, y'know, that'll make you look proper good.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 20:56, closed)
Thank you AB. Sincerely.
For putting such a big, cheesy grin on my face. For -
1.) Getting. It. So. Wrong.... Again.

2.) For imagining that anyone here would for a moment, take anything you have to say... seriously.

Comedy Gold. That post belongs in your archives. Can I suggest the title - "Important Things I have Said."
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 23:07, closed)
Soz. I'll change that to 'bloke in his 60's'

(, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 8:09, closed)
Horrible bullying of the creepy sexpest.
You'd be a creepy sexpest if you looked like a bowling ball dipped in custard and pubes and spent 18 hours a day whining on the internet.
(, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 9:19, closed)


(, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 9:52, closed)
I am indeed virtuous.

(, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:02, closed)

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