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Freddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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My youngest just got so excited at the fun fair that she bit me in the nutsack.
Right in the nutsack. Through the trouser fabric (brown) and into nutsack. Mebbe she doesn't want a baby sibling or sutin.


Nutsack.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 18:24, 7 replies)
Translation: I'm lonely and want somebody to talk(write) to...
Sorry, you were probably really excited for a smidge there that someone might want to interact with ya ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 6 Jul 2013, 19:09, closed)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 20:52, closed)
There's deffo nowt wrong with having a two year old's gob round your bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 20:55, closed)
Bit young to be going Fritzl if you ask me.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:55, closed)
Seconded.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 23:53, closed)

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