One of Club Misery has just Facebook friended me with a hilariously inept fake account.
Fortunately I'm not a chinless needy spastic.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:00, 13 replies)

How dare you! That ‘hilariously inept account’ is my real life.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:07, closed)

Hello Hugh Wood.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:14, closed)

I'd have thought
when someone asks to be your friend, you'd bite their arm off Shambo.

It can't be easy to meet new people in the hour or so you're not asleep or grinding away on b3ta.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:10, closed)

Honestly can't tell if this is you not understanding that the internet is global and portable
or whether you have decided to apply for Club Misery membership. Either way ... good luck and goodbye.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:16, closed)

Oh god - he's probably put you on ignore!
Expect his responses to your posts to double.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:28, closed)

Ha ha ha.
He has! He's really quite easy to wind up, isn't he?

He put me on ignore last week, then took me off when I vaguely agreed with something he said, and now I'm being mean again he's zapped me.

Of course, ignore is a very sophisticated system. It is a cruel and harsh punishment that is brutal in it's effectiveness.

Just pretend you can't read this, because I shouldn't be posting it, I'm on ignore.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:37, closed)

TTT at its finest here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:01, closed)

I can pretty much guarantee three weeping Marys in every single thread I start.
Sweet. One of the Marys has had a moment of self-awareness and started deleting his whines. Dawwwwww.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:17, closed)

That's quite an achievement
when you consider how many threads you start.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:34, closed)

That have little or no relation
to the question being asked.

Let alone the veritable avalanche of antagonistic replies. All day, every day.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:56, closed)

ooooh club misery
Are there badges?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:36, closed)

I'm afraid you have to make your own by stalking one of the more popular regulars and finding an old photograph of them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 8:14, closed)

great
my badge will invariably be black
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:00, closed)