Snow
Cast your mind back to my childhood it was a wonderous time filled with weather and beans.
I went to school as a child and I learned many things.
At school I got picked on for being tall and weird.
Anyway one horribly snowy day I was skipping through the halls holding a ruler.
I then emerged into the playground to see a really large snow ball fight in process.
I decided the smart thing to do would be to walk around the edge of the playground and towards the safety of the library.
I managed to get within ten feet of the door when the cry came.
"Get the lanky prick" it said. Well I didn't waste any time contemplating who that prick was and bolted for the door. Unfortunately it was closed and I winced as the volley came, they all missed.
I then turned into Samuel L Jackson quoted some verse from the bible and shot Ringo Starr.

After school was finished i got pushed over and my face was centimeters away from a dog turd.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 22:50, 1 reply)

YES.
For the last sentence.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 8:31, closed)