I've reread it once more - I'd hate to be responsible for having triggered someone honestly leaving here.
I think I may have found the problem -
Demand that they strip you of every last modicum of self-respect and dignity.
If I went to any particular website to either bolster my self-respect or try to salvage my dignity, this one wouldn't be the one I would choose go to.
I'm sorry you find my wittering depressing - had I known part of the brief was specifically to keep everyone happy and cheerful I would've tailored my stories to that end.
I'm in my (early) 40's. Considering how complex and busy my life is atm, I don't think I want anymore of a life.
Cheers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 6:06, 3 replies)

Early 40's?
Fuck off.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 8:14, closed)

So your story is?
Oh. Wait. You don't really have one.

Nvm. I know my own birthdate. If you want to make my age an issue - go for it.
Either way, I'm not some skinny fella who is proud of collating other peoples stories for your own amusement on a website that really has a fairly limited readership.
As "claims to fame" go - I'd wouldn't be particularly proud to show that to anyone who doesn't visit this site.
Then again you're married to another poster.
You may wish to reflect upon that.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:19, closed)

I've reflected closely and decided that, on reflection, you're still taking this all a bit too seriously.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:02, closed)

Flawless victory to Liemallow.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:02, closed)

Says the man whose claim to fame is a slightly creepy set of other people's stories.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:21, closed)

Having looked at your posts
You cannot let sleeping dogs lie. Shambolic is a classic and sometimes funny troll. He fills no other role here nor claims too, yet you still feed him and all the other trolls that respond to you.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:19, closed)

You'll probably get a gaz now
I did a few weeks ago when I went down a similar road.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:37, closed)

Shan't feed no more

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:42, closed)

If you're lucky, he may bring out the 'Titanic' defensive gambit

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:43, closed)

"Just the tip"?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 2:56, closed)

How dare you. I am absolutely vital to the smooth running of this emospaz self-help group.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:26, closed)

but there in a nutshell is a typical Ringo post
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(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:26, closed)

I take my hat off to the OP.
He's the first person here to Troll The Troll Trollers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:07, closed)

Now I'm confused. I thought that you posted overly long, needlessly detailed and often pointless episodes from your life into an anecdote contest because you genuinely thought people wanted to read them. Have you ever considered blogging instead?
(cs1ca, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:51, closed)