Lucky EscapesFreddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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I was going to spend twenty minutes typing a long, drawn-out pun.I doubt that I'll have time to complete it before the question closes, so luckily, you've all escaped!
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Muns, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:03,
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I know what you mean...I was going to do something about thin slices of meat in breadcrumbs that didn't want to attract too much attention...
'Low-key Escallops'
Then I realised that it was shit so I didn't bother.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/browntrousers/post2008321
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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Curses!...Not only beat me to it, but yours is shorter and generally better all round.
*sads*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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I hadn't actually decided what I was going to do. I was leaning to a poorly crafted yarn about someone breaking into a toilet, by picking the lock with a poncho that had been damaged so as to render it unwearable.
Loo key ex cape.
Totally can't be bothered. Just in case.
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Muns, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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Classic triple-t here.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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