So yeah, a couple of QOTWs ago I posted this...
b3ta.com/questions/nightclubs/post402486

Today, me and Amanda went shopping. And then Dannii Minogue started giving her shit because X Factor is more popular or something, and she's noshing off Louis Walsh. I don't know. She just said shit and I was like "woah, you're totally bullying her". And then Dannii was like "I totally am" and I said "That's a bit nasty of you" and she agreed and apologised to Amanda and then we went home and had a threesome. And I spuffed on both of their tits. It was more awesome than last time. But I'm not going to sleep with Dannii again. Her face was too static for my liking.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:34, 4 replies)

You are fail
Sorry, but pretty much every other /talker has posted much better QOTW parody this week.

Amorous Badger did it with more subtlety, Goatworrier did it with more vitriol. Wormulus has done with more laughs.

Needs moar Honda.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 10:03, closed)

Ah, but this is not parody.
This is truth.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:41, closed)

You are still fail

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, closed)

If I had £5 for every time someone told me I was inferior, I'd be a millionaire by now.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:10, closed)