^ Thanks to the magic of Facebook
I know where to find most of them, so that seems evermore tempting! In reality, any automatic weapon would do the trick, although I favour the Gattling crossbow currently. (This is when I'm not wondering what would happen at work if I set fire to a ball of scrunched up paper and threw it at Stalker Girl yelling "HADOUKEN!").

On the second point, no, I don't think you're a stalker :) I'm also very grateful for your support!
( Maladicta, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:05, 1 reply)

"This too shall pass away..."
Been there, done that, sold the t-shirt to angry teenagers.

I attempt to temper the desire to chastise those that have wronged me by proving them all wrong and surpassing every negative expectation of me they ever expressed.

Of course, when I hit 40 and fail to meet those expectations they are all deader than a 1982 church youth group disco.

We could swap enemies?
(Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:40, closed)