Infant School Shenanigans
Short and sweet this one. There was this kid, who for the sake of argument and accuracy we shall call Paul Young. He picked on me mercilessly, so my Dad (the Para) told me "Next time he does it, punch him on the nose - right where it hurts", and I ended up in a whole shitload of trouble.

I'd just heard "Punch him on the nose", so I did, the next time I saw him, which was when he was minding his own, playing in the sandpit. They had to change the sand for some with less blood and snot in it. Upside was I ended up in his gang though, and spent the next 4 years getting into trouble for shouting "FANNY!" whenever possible. Barnsley was great in the 70's

Length? About a 10 foot run up.
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