Man The Fuck Up!
Shit flows downhill.

I come home from work in a bad mood. So I give the wife a slap.

That puts her in a bad mood so she kicks the dog.

That pisses off the dog so he slyly bites the cat.

The cat, offended, runs outside and slaughters a few birds. Then brings me the heads.

Yeah - Man The Fuck Up.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, 3 replies)

Ouch!
Just imagined result of Legless slapping a fiery Greek woman. Gonads? Nonads!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, closed)

It's Worse Than That
She's a doctor - a surgeon.

So, if I ever laid a finger on her in anger, then I'd drift off to sleep and wake up with my eyelids replaced with my testicles.

Can you imagine that? Í'd have to keep swinging my head from side to side just to see where I'm walking.....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:31, closed)

brings a new meaning . . . .

brings a new meaning to the word 'eyeballs' fnaar fnaar . . .
(The Cats Twat, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:53, closed)