There's nothing worse...
...than being bullied by the people you consider(ed) friends.

Double points for fighting back and sending one of them home in tears and a bloody shirt, only to have his mum turn up on the doorstep and beat the shit out of your mum in her own hallway while you look on, confused and terrified.

Triple points if she nicks the phone from the sideboard on the way out.

As a consumate victim of bullying of all kinds, I have a number of plans for my children to use to counter the tyrants of the future. Most of them involving punching him in the bollocks, it has to be said.

Length? The last 3 years of primary school, and still going on now.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:33, 2 replies)

Click!
I don't think our kids will have a bullying problem - a psychotic Greek and Geordie parentage will take care of that:)

Having said that, trauma to the nether regions is a god plan . . .
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Fri 15 May 2009, 4:36, closed)

I know what you mean about the Geordiness
The girl I'm engaged to is a thoroughbred Northerner*. She once flipped out and beat up someone twice her size (but that's her story to tell another day).

Also, I took the Dante's Inferno thing you have on your profile. Considering my 7th Circle result, it seems my kids might not be doomed to a lifetime of being bullied after all!

Thanks for the click :)

*no, she's not a horse
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:58, closed)