So basically by the time I was 13 I was a black belt in every martial art known to man.
I'd started developing my own style called the shrieking cat but I did all of this below the radar because I wanted to keep my secret ninja skills hidden until I needed them.

But then this one bully at school pulled all the braids out of my hair after cooking class and I went mental. I released the shrieking cat on him and clawed his face off while all the while going "RYAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW."

Almost immediately afterward I bedded several of the hot female teachers who daredn't tell me off cause of how bad ass I am.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, 1 reply)

*applauds*
One of the better pieces of QOTW parody.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 15 May 2009, 10:44, closed)