A slightly shorter story
One of my housemates at the moment is attempting to bully me, because she doesn't like me and because she feels the need to assert that she's a better person than me.

She has failed to take heed of two very important things:

1) If you're going to bully someone, make sure that you're not already the most hated housemate who has unwittingly provided lots of ammunition to all your other housemates, and;

2) If you're going to attempt physical violence in bullying, be sure to actually attack the person you are attempting to bully. Be sure not to attack their bedroom door, as this will lead to ensuing hilarity amongst your other housemates when they walk out of the kitchen and see you beating up the door.

Silly girl, she was going at it like hammer and tongs until someone else saw her (attacking the door that is, you pervs!), and now is mocked at every turn. Ah well, it's hilarious anyway.

Length? Nothing like a quickie.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:59, Reply)