that happens to me a lot
but i never think of a good response until 2 minutes later. i play piano and often have to carry my 76-keyer to and from rehearsals; most of the remarks i get from people in the street are "that's a big guitar" or "that's a big suitcase".

this one guy the other day said "play us a tune tosser!" he had no teeth and looked like shit. My point is, isnt it strange how it always seems to be really weird looking people who comment on other peoples appearance?! In this I include chavs who seem to think wearing gym clothes casually is normal, and have their trousers tucked into their socks.

Once I was dressed as a WW2 soldier for a party and a guy said "hello sailor". You can't write that stuff. The best was "you look like superman", to which I replied "thanks very much!" :D
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:07, Reply)