This is exactly how it was.
I know it may read like me being a total misanthrope, but when they pestered you every night you were home to get drunk with them and the year before I'd fucked up and badly needed to get my grades back to the right level. They knew this, and they kept on at me, and called me boring to my face and behind my back because I wanted to work and spend time with other people. I genuinely did need to work, but I will admit I would rather have eaten my own head than gone out with them, since the one time I did they got me wasted and then laughed when I threw up "soooo funny you drunkard!!!" and then brought it up every time they suggested going out for the rest of the year. Anyone whose sense of humour consists entirely of "stupid things people do when they're drunk AND THEY THROW UP LOL!" is a fucking retard.

Epilogue: Bar Witch #3, who is some kind of genius, they all got 2.2s and Thirds.
( Maladicta, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:56, Reply)