How To Deal With Bullies...
Back in the mists of time when I first started school my dad gave me some sound advice about bullies. He Said to me:

'When you go to school there will be a boy there who wants to hit you, now that is a school bully. Now all school bullies are cowards. Now, he will only hit you if he thinks you are afraid of him, so if you hit him first he will run away'.

I was expelled 2 weeks later for being the school bully.

*Gives thanks to Dave Allen*
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)