Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Having 3 older brothersI had to put up with the usual bullshit growing up.
'Hahahahahha you were adopted'
'Mum said she doesn't love you'
'You were actually born a boy'
that kind of loving caring brotherly thing.
They did insist though that they found me one day, when I was very small, by a used empty potty, and a brown ring round my mouth.
'hahahaha you ate your own poo!'
This story would often be brought up at family functions, which would inevitably end up with me bursting into tears, screaming at them and running upstairs to lock myself in my room, missing hours of fun, and feeling very sorry for myself.
I dreaded them bringing it up. There are so many things they told me to upset me, but this one thing killed me.
Fair dues to them, they kept it going for ages.
The day I finally told them 'I fucking give in, I believe you ALRIGHT'
They pissed themselves laughing and told me it was bullshit all along.
I was 27.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:34,
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you're luckymy brother DID eat his own shit as a baby. he's 38 and we still call him gobshite.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:44,
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Hahahahaaa!!!I got off lightly then!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:54,
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My first memory is needing a shit and walking around my sisters bedroom dropiing little turds all overthe place.(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:40, closed)
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