BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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The last time I was wankered was the office Xmas partyThat level of inebriation where your eyesight begins to fail and you lose all sense of direction. It took me ages to get to the station and then I was just in time to get the last bus home.
About a third of the way home, I'm busting for a pee, so I get off he bus, wander down a side street, find an alley and urinate for what seemed 20 mins. I zipped up then it hit me. Fucksocks. I'd got off the last bus and had to walk a good 3 miles home. I did it slightly sideways and followed the bus route for some reason, which must've added at least 15 mins to my journey time.
Then when I got home, I couldn't get in. Mrs SLVA had locked me out because I had neglected to let her know 6hrs previously if I was staying for the party or not.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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