The 143 to Brent cross smells of wee
I know because I saw a chav pull his tiny cock out and piss on the seat in front of me last week. Ahh good times.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:14, 16 replies)

that used to be my bus home from work
truestory.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:19, closed)

Are you a chav, did you urinate on it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:26, closed)

i'm not a chav
and i'm fairly certain i've never leaked lubricants on said bus. fairly certain.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:35, closed)

The 134
has a much better quality of wee. But if you really want to push the boat out try the 390 - I've seen real live turds on that bus. Big ones, too!!!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:24, closed)

The 134 goes past my flat, but for some reason doesn't stop in Finchley, it's always out of service

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:25, closed)

Goes past my flat too in Tufnell Park
which is good as its the one I get to work and I'm a monumentally lazy cunt and don't like walking.

Now the C2, that's a bus!!! Its the Ferrari of buses, that one is. No piss or shit on those ones. Only pristine new car smell. God, I want to ride that bus so much. And one day I will, oh yes I will!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:29, closed)

if the C2 is the ferrari
then the 263 must surely be the aston martin of buses. it used to be the 'other' bus you could get to school, as the preferred 143 stopped at the end of the road but the 263 would require a ten minute walk once you got off. double hard bastards like me would opt for the 263.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:42, closed)

Tend to agree again
The 263 rocks my fucking world! I'd like a big framed photo of it in my flat.












Then I'd wank over it....
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:44, closed)

so true
such a sleek and sexy bus. the curved edges, and the way the blue contrasts with the red.

oh my, i think i've just discovered (another) fetish i never knew i had..
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 16:46, closed)

That's one that also goes past my flat
I've even ridden it from time to time up to Barnet. Just for thrills
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:14, closed)

Ride it hard,baby
YEAH!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:23, closed)

ooh, oooh
I get the 390, is it possible that I have been in the presence of Spanky without realising it?

:)
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:01, closed)

If I was attempting to look intelligent and urbane
while blatantly staring at your boobies then the chances are yes - I get off (the bus, that is) down at Kings Cross where I fight crime, save lives, and sell boring as fuck legal document shit for a living...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:06, closed)

I too get off at King's Cross
Coz that's where I live. I say, live, exist would be more appropriate.

Actually, I get off (the bus, etc) opposite the Cross King's Pub on the corner of Copenhagen Street. Nice pub. Well, it sells beer, that's one of the main criteria I have for drinking holes these days.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:10, closed)

I was in there this last weekend!
Woo me!!!

I like that pub. I can go to the bogs there without having someone trying to slip their cock in my ear... (which, lets face it, is always a bonus - well, unless you like a bit of aural sex).
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 17:21, closed)

I guess that's one way to syringe the wax out of your ears..
...and you can always hear them coming.

/coat
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:25, closed)