BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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Nightclub KarmaOne night in previous while stood outside a particularly crap nightclub in Brierly Hill (Eclipse?!?!) having removed a couple of the local chavs/cunts/scum/twats* for chemically enhancing their evening a discussion ensues outside which leaves one of them with a rather impressive black eye.
As his particularly gobby mate does the spreading the arms and walking away shouting come on then/I'll fucking do you/I'm gonna fuckin' shoot you** dance. He continues to walk backwards into the road. Where he is promptly side swiped by the 139E Merry Hill Shopping Centre to Birmingham express.
Ho and if you will Hum.
* Delete as you see fit.
** See above ^^
Length?
139E. About 25ft I think.
Him. About four feet back onto the pavement.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)
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