BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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Another quickieIf you're going skiing in the South of France, don't go by coach.
If you must go by coach, don't start from Edinburgh.
If you must start from Edinburgh, don't drink constantly from there to Dover. It will numb the boredom, but you will need the toilet a lot.
The toilet will quickly fill up, and the drivers will close it at Calais, 500 miles from your destination.
If they do this, don't keep on drinking anyway. You will be forced to repeatedly use your empty bottles in a way they were never intended to be used.
If you do this, don't decide that you are a hardman, and actually quite thirsty.
On the plus side, piss is sterile.
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:15,
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