Very very tired old lady....
I was on the bus heading home from work one day and it was rammed as per bloody usual. As I wasn't averse to the odd spot of 'I'msoknackeredIcouldjustfallasleeeepzzzzzzzzz' window dribbling myself I wasn't surprised to see the old lady in front getting a touch of elastic neck head droopiness. The lad next to her was looking more and more uncomfortable as she leaned on him and to add insult to injury she let rip the most enormous and noxious fart. The poor sod couldn't even move because the bus was standing room only. He needn't have worried about disturbing her mind you. When we arrived in town and he stood up she fell in the aisle. Dead as a dodo. And I reckon 90% of the people on the bottom deck stepped over her to get off. And someone nicked her metro.
(Betty Spencer did a whoopsie on the carpet on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)