My girlfriend's uncle in Sydney...
...is a total tosser. Plus he's a bus driver. Coincidence?

He once told us how proud he was to have confiscated an old age pensioner's concession card. In his words: "She must have been about 93." The reason for the confiscation? The old chooky's pass had expired a month earlier. He forced her to pay full fare. I'm sorry, but there's no way to impersonate a 93 year old woman if you aren't actually old enough to actually be an OAP yourself.

This incident was about 6 months after he had offered to give my girlfriend her dead grandfather's concession pass. His logic was that they shared a surname, so a mid-20s woman could passably use the ID of a dead 80-odd year old man. Flawless.

Oh, the irony.

What a twunt.
(Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 5:21, 3 replies)

I have a strange attraction
To the word twunt. I give a giggle every time a read it.
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:00, closed)

me too
It's Sparklet major's favourite sweary word as well!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:41, closed)

I like
'fucktard' but only use it under my breath for fear of causing offense.
(The Cats Twat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:24, closed)