BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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Every morning...This anecdote is about as thrilling as a topic about buses would conjure up, so apologies for lack of funnies but have to get this off my chest.
People (and sorry to say but largely I am talking to you, ladies): If you have been waiting for 30 minutes (which invariably you have as the buses in Milton Keynes are so shit), don't get on and then act surprised you need to present the driver with some form of payment for using the service, then subsequently dick about in your bag/pockets/coat for 5 minutes.
I'm trying (kinda) to get to work on time! Have your money in your hand and READY!
Kids: I don't care if you have the latest Nokia MusicBlaster3000 TM, I don't want to listen to your shit music and neither does anyone else on the bus.
And stop kicking the back of my seat or I'll throw you out of the window.
Lastly, driver/bus company - do you REALLY need to switch drivers at the depot en route at 8:30am? The fucker only started work at 6:30 tops, he can't need a break during the morning rush to work...
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:00, Reply)
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