Frustration
I like to sit at the front of the top deck of the bus so I can look out of the windows and while away my journey by watching the world go by.

Once, as the bus was taking on passengers at the bus stop, I looked across the road and saw the most gorgeous girl similarly sitting on the upper deck of the bus stopped on the other side of the road.

Our eyes met. A definite spark - and perhaps something more - passed between us.

But just as I was considering jumping off my bus and running across the road to get on hers and ask her for her phone number, I saw a girl with cropped hair and wearing a man's suit who had just boarded tap her shoulder, and the object of my affections, who clearly knew this other woman, immediately lost interest in me and started snogging the new arrival for all she was worth.

You guessed it. My dream woman turned out to be on the other bus.
(Capo, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:48, 4 replies)

Bugger
Sounds like she might have been a lezzer though.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:52, closed)

My point exactly
;o)
(Capo, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:59, closed)

I know
Was just going for extra humour of an ironic kind.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 13:27, closed)

Thought so
But given international nature of teh B3taverse you never know if someone's going to miss the linguistic subtleties LOL
(Capo, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:10, closed)