Brewery trip
Same Amsterdam "holiday" as before and same coach...

We went to a brewery for an "eduactional" tour - screw that, it was the free beer at the end we wanted. Being the 17 year olds we were and in the days before chavery - we managed at least 3 each before dying - Apart from the scarily manly Tracy who managed about 9 before getting bored and harassing some poor dutch guy who **was** coming into the cubicle with her whether he wanted to or not.

(Digression again)

Anyway, we all pack back on to the bus back to the hostel - full of beer - of course....

And there's an accident on the motorway - not a problem, the bus has a loo....

But not loo enough for a 2 hour stop and 40 odd hammered (yes, on 3 beers) college students - the loo filled up and the coach driver (who was, of course, thrilled) told us we weren't allowed to use it - nor were we allowed to use the hard shoulder.

Bollocks to that.

I think we all, every one of us, girls included - used the hard shoulder - in broad daylight - with no tree cover.

We were a classy lot....

No, not truly an "on the bus" story, but hey-ho :)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)