BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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Not my line, but I waited years to use it properly...I was sitting on a packed bus when some po-faced old trout got in and I stood to offer her my seat.
"Don't think you have to stand up just because I'm a woman!" she says.
"I don't," I replied, "I stand up just because I'm a gentleman"
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difficultchild, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:24,
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Yeah you should say thatbut just before you wipe your cock on the curtains!
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