Pearoast 2
Not me, but my aunt

My aunt, uncle and two kids used to live in Nowheresville, Dorset (well, a town called Swanage, truth be told). The kids used to go to school a little way away, which would require a relatively lengthy bus ride each way.

To stop the kids turning into the spawn of satan (which they did on a daily basis), my aunt would point out hings to them along the ride to keep them occupied.

One fine spring morning, she spots some young rabbits frollicking in a field and shouts "Oooh look! Bunnies!".

It was only then that she remembered that it was Saturday and the kids were still at home. Everyone else on the bus just stared at her for the rest of the journey.
(ScousersPet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:39, 2 replies)

Bum knees?
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(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:19, closed)

Clicks
because I have done the same thing, I also once said 'ooh look a fire engine'
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:44, closed)