BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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Don't apologise for the shitness of the story, just spice it up with some gore and / or sexual fluid.As below.
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I live in a nice, quietish village in the north of England. Well, I say quiet, we have some nutters living in a local house sponsored by the NHS.
Anyway....
I was taking the bus into town for some unremembered errand, when one of the local mentalists approached me. He then proceeded to ask me if the bus was due over and over. It was amazingly fucking aggravating. I began to wonder how I could make his impending death look like he'd committed suicide after about five minutes (I think the best one involved a burst sewer pipe tipping a tree over, impaling him on it's death-coated branches of doom).
He didn't bother me through the entire bus trip into town, where he promptly walked across the road and took the bus straight back home.
Cunt.
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