I used to ask Mum
if anyone male we saw on the street was my Dad. And Dad was simply working long hours but I saw him each night and on weekends. Mum thought it was hilarious, so did the priest. The teenage boy however had trouble coping with his blushes.

At least I didn't ask if a Labrador we saw being walked was Dad- instead I pointed and said "Mum look someone is walking a pig". Dear, dear child.

I just wanted to ramble a bit about Dad people, then a dog-pig. Have a clicky - it's always good to embarrass your Mum in public along with random men.
(Dog Bum Cute, wiggly, has scary anal glands, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)