Christ on a bike, I feel like a stick in the mud here
Although I've had to wait in many, many long automated queues to get through, every person I've ever spoken to in a call centre has been unfailingly polite and helpful. It's all very confusing.
( the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:58, 3 replies)

*click*
Me too. They haven't necessarily solved the problem, but I've never been left feeling quite as reamed as some of the poor sods on here.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 2:09, closed)

Try..
Calling BTs 'customer service department' and ask them to set up a direct debit on your HomeHub / Broadband account..

Or get them to sort out your phone because it's 'buzzing' - a common problem with their 'state of the art homehub equipment'

I'll see you both in Hell...
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:12, closed)

^ This
BT are the single most useless company I have ever dealt with. Go on, give them a call. I can guarantee you'll be slamming your head into inanimate objects within a matter of minutes...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:28, closed)