Short but sweet
Working for a fruity UK mobile company I took among other things lost and stolen calls. One Saturday morning first thing phone call came through not from the mobile as no details appeared. Gave the usual cheery greeting and a very hungover young lad who may in fact have still been hammered said "I lost my phone last night bar it and send me another one" at that point he hung up having failed to give me any details. I only wish that I had taken the call when he undoubtedly rang back a week later wondering where his replacement was only to discover no bar no replacement en route and a massive bill.
(busby, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 17:21, 1 reply)

I've had plenty of similar calls
"I keep getting letters for someone who doesn't even fucking live here. Fucking stop it." [line clears]

How i can i stop the letters if i you won't give me any of the details, you annoying cunt?
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 19:47, closed)