Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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shitlocksSaw someone at a festival taking a dump by a hedge, he had long dreadlocks in a ponytail reaching the ground as he squatted, I managed to look just as he sharted all over them.
Someone else told him what he'd done and he just shrugged, wiped his dreads on some grass and sauntered off.
Fair turned my stomach
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This explains an awful lot about E*vee.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 8:52,
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I wish I could unsee your wife's blogi.imgur.com/Fzaa8H3.jpg
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 7:59,
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After reading this, I saw a bloke in Brussels yesterday with huge long dreads, and sniggered to think that he may've shat on them at some point.He probably hadn't but I giggled anyway.
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