Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Susan, a skinny friend of mine wanted to work in the after-dinner speech circuit but was really bad at itThin Sue can't MC.
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that's how it is doneShort sharp and didn't waste two minutes of my life
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Very much like my sexual technique(, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 18:02, closed)
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