Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Only come up to your kneesOne time in Hong Kong I observed this most sophisticated woman coming down the street towards me.
She was all legs and style - it was hard to keep my eyes off her. Then she let out this big green chunk of phlegm that sailed through the air and landed beside the watermelon sellers stand.
That was 15 years ago.
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