Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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142 bus in Manchester......shabby bloke drinking milk from a plastic milk bottle. Shabby woman eating some kind of fish straight from a tin. Their subsequent kiss was the kind of full fat tuna brine horror I never wish to see again. Worrying thing is, now I think about it, I'm not sure if the kiss ever happened. I think it did. I don't know. Memory is shabby too. The couple was real, the bottle was real, the tinned fish was real, but there is a 20% chance the milk fish kiss was my own sexy fantasy.
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