Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Yippee, pearost:DLR to Tower Gateway, some time in early 2000.
Normal looking bloke with a cold blows his nose.
Then he starts licking it off his handkerchief.
Literally, he's holding his hanky taut with both hands and licking the runny snot off with a flicking, lizard-like tongue.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:50, Reply)
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