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The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."

Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee

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In Hong Kong and China, buddhist monasteries often have dogs
These animals are kept on a strict vegan diet so that the monastery is kept all pure and stuff. I was visiting one, may years ago with my Dad; I can't remember where exactly, as we went to several.

Just by the toilets and bins was one of the monastery dogs, having a wonderful time savaging something, was growling and yipping excitedly. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a sanitary towel.

I told this story the other day at a party, several sheets to the wind. I imagined I was being quiet and just sharing it with my mate, but then there was a joint 'ewwwwww' from everyone in the room. Turns out I'm not very good at quiet.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

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