Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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My mate Robertwas telling me that one night he was sitting at home in his flat, minding his own business, when he heard "DOOF DOOF DOOF TECHNO TECHNO" or something akin to that, emanating from outside. He went to the window, where he was just in time to see a Vauxhall Nova, driven presumably by a ned, roar past.
As the Doofs became lower in pitch due to the Doppler shift, and gradually diminished in intensity as the car disappeared up the street, the next sound he heard was something like:
"SCRREEEEEEEECH - BANG!"
He leaned a bit further out of the window to see the Nova in several deformed bits, a somewhat bent lamp post and some rather sheepish lads getting out of the now wrecked vehicle.
He was most pleased by this turn of events.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:35,
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